hi. I'm just a huge nerd who happens to have a multi-fandom blog that apparently 2070 people care about. All you need to know is that i'm 17, i live in chicago, and my name is Chris.

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christofercringlemisha:

God, I love nightvale.

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little-paper-phans:

The best part of X

(via escalusia)

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romanimp:

romanimp:

Some of the best alpine/woodland military camo is developed by the Swiss, but most of the rest of the world refuse to use it because it has pink and red splotches on it, making it look “unmanly.”

Honestly if you’d prefer to risk it for the sake of looking “manly” then you deserve to get shot. 

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"That couldn’t possibly work, Roman! Alpenflage is dumb and you’re dumb!”

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DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT PLAY “WHERE’S WALDO” WITH THE SWISS

YOU WILL LOSE

(via escalusia)

Posted: 4 days ago ● 35,013 notesReblog
Me: let me tell you
Me: about homestuck
Person:
Me:
Person:
Me:
Person: ...well?
Person: tell me about homestuck
Me: oh
Me: I've never gotten this far before
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dean-the-piesexual:

OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE

(via 2ollux-the-valley-giirl)

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thesanityclause:

This was one of my favorite jokes from last season.

(Source: sexypapichulo)

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theilluminatormobilizer:

The Illuminator projected this near the Brooklyn Bridge in solidarity with the people of Ferguson.

(via asymmetricaljester)

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friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:

Reading fanfiction is the worst because you start out with “I’ll just read this cute one shot” then suddenly it’s four am and you have 12 tabs open and you’re crying again because THEY DESERVE TO BE HAPPY WHY CANT THEY JUST BE HAPPY

(via asymmetricaljester)

Posted: 4 days ago ● 1,200 notesReblog

colinodonorgasm:

once upon a time meme
(5/5) villains » rumplestiltskin/mr gold

(via fuckyeahbelleandrumpelstiltskin)

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thesanityclause:

lazy-comic:

Going to cons is like the greatest, but it leaves me feeling equal parts insecure and inspired.

also, hello internet- i’ve missed you.

Oh my goodness a comic that fully explains how I feel everytime I go to a con

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dat-soldier:

officialunitedstates:

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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(via armageddon11)

Posted: 4 days ago ● 55 notesReblog

xteacupx:

Inspiration from (x). Angry Calliope gives me strength don’t touch me.

(via misguidedingenuity)

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official-sebastianstan:

Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders

LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE

(Source: howtotrainyourdonger, via arachnidswrath)

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nosdrinker:

android1994:

nosdrinker:

where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan

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bless you

(via arachnidswrath)

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disobedient-nightmare:

thecatcherintheryebread:

This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present! 

There are minors present

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